1. gazzymouse:

    too-cool-for-facebook:

    crankystalfos:

    jackiemakescomics:

    captaintsundere:

    authormichals:

    Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

    Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

    Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

    THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

    Reblogged from: gothicdancer
  2. cheerfullesbian:

    what if aph denmark tried to get all the other nations to call him big d

    That’s my goal when cosplaying him at conventions.

    Reblogged from: fuckyouimnorwegian
  3. Reblogged from: lithefider
  4. thehat2:

    meladoodle:

    what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

    image

    Reblogged from: littlechinaaru
  5. sephiramy:

    ourloveissemperfii:

    "One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

    Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

    Reblogged from: thedarklordemma
  6. rootworkn:

carpeumbra:

notalwaysluminous:

Wait… so your religion forbids something… but you’re NOT trying to enforce that prohibition on others via legislation?

Pork isn’t even illegal in Israel where Judaism IS the state religion.

EXACTLY

    rootworkn:

    carpeumbra:

    notalwaysluminous:

    Wait… so your religion forbids something… but you’re NOT trying to enforce that prohibition on others via legislation?

    Pork isn’t even illegal in Israel where Judaism IS the state religion.

    EXACTLY

    Reblogged from: window-98
  7. alittleplace-inthewilderness:

    quintessence-of-dust:

    Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

    I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

    this is the most amazing thing ive ever seen

    Reblogged from: redfruitwhiteseeds
    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE
    Reblogged from: martininamerica
  8. fishingboatproceeds:

beingthebesttryingtobebetter:

fishingboatproceeds:

This thing looks like a huge thermos, and it is. By keeping rotavirus and pneumonia vaccines cold for 50 days, it saves kids’ lives. I saw it work perfectly in a rural health outpost with no running water or electricity, just an amazing health worker using technology suited to her needs.

There are coolers that keep sperm and eggs frozen for decades.

Yeah, but those coolers need electricity, something in very short supply in rural Ethiopia. (More than 60 million Ethiopians live outside or urban centers, and most of them—and most of the health centers that serve them—are without power or running water.) There are refrigerators that use propane or gas to keep cool, but propane can be expensive and difficult to keep in steady supply, so these ridiculously efficient Thermoses are (literally) a life-saver.
It’s difficult to overstate the poverty here: Most of the plowing of fields is done with wooden plows drawn by cattle, and there are almost no cars on the roads. (Most people travel by foot or on handmade carts drawn by animals). That Ethiopia has been able to reduce under-5 mortality from 25% to 8% in the past 20 years despite this poverty and a very rural population is a tremendous success story, and with effectively outfitted health posts, that percentage will get even lower—hopefully within the next decade Ethiopia’s child mortality rate will fall below the current world average of 5%.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    beingthebesttryingtobebetter:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    This thing looks like a huge thermos, and it is. By keeping rotavirus and pneumonia vaccines cold for 50 days, it saves kids’ lives. I saw it work perfectly in a rural health outpost with no running water or electricity, just an amazing health worker using technology suited to her needs.

    There are coolers that keep sperm and eggs frozen for decades.

    Yeah, but those coolers need electricity, something in very short supply in rural Ethiopia. (More than 60 million Ethiopians live outside or urban centers, and most of them—and most of the health centers that serve them—are without power or running water.) There are refrigerators that use propane or gas to keep cool, but propane can be expensive and difficult to keep in steady supply, so these ridiculously efficient Thermoses are (literally) a life-saver.

    It’s difficult to overstate the poverty here: Most of the plowing of fields is done with wooden plows drawn by cattle, and there are almost no cars on the roads. (Most people travel by foot or on handmade carts drawn by animals). That Ethiopia has been able to reduce under-5 mortality from 25% to 8% in the past 20 years despite this poverty and a very rural population is a tremendous success story, and with effectively outfitted health posts, that percentage will get even lower—hopefully within the next decade Ethiopia’s child mortality rate will fall below the current world average of 5%.

    Reblogged from: fishingboatproceeds
  9. wwinrys:

    if I ever get my book published and it has a section on FF.N you can bet your fuckin asses I’m going to be posting my own secretly canon fanfiction and never telling anybody

    Reblogged from: gothicdancer
  10. interquast:

    rydenthatdick:

    DAAAMMNNNN

    HOLY SHIT

    Reblogged from: fuckyouimnorwegian
  11. edwardsheerran:

    andthatlittleblackdress:

    honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

    My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

    Reblogged from: fuckyouimnorwegian
  12. lordoftheinternet:

    THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

    IT’S ITALICIZED

    Reblogged from: renaldomoons
  13. belle-addams:

    furything:

    can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

    That’s it, that’s actually it.

    Reblogged from: thedarklordemma
  14. tastefullyoffensive:

[izol]
    Reblogged from: anniephantom
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