1. Reblogged from: rentuskabar
  2. skellagirl:

    If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit

    Reblogged from: theamazingmrcat
  3. i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

    Reblogged from: un-petit-ouji-sama
  4. ask-gallows-callibrator:

    bloody-dragon:

    IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


    YOU NEED:

    -WATER
    -FLOUR
    -TOILET PAPER
    -SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
    -SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
    -FAKE BLOOD
    -2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

    optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

    Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
    Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

    YOU’RE WELCOME.

    Blitz means camera flash.

    great for cosplay, too!

    Reblogged from: rentuskabar
  5. feministcaptainkirk:

    thetackyfemme:

    floppyhump:

    invocationwithin:

    loosetoon:

    Early 70’s behind the scenes of Sesame Street with the Muppets.

    THIS IS THE BEST PHOTO SET I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 

    Love!

    I just teared up looking at these because a part of me still gets really upset over the muppets not being real.

    Big bird is still real. Don’t ruin this.

    Reblogged from: rentuskabar
  6. missespeon:

    auwa:

    fiztheancient:

    fireskink:

    jacketlizard:

    jetgreguar:

    grandmasterflash:

    tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

    YOU’LL CALL NOW

    oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

    I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

    OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

    I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

    i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

    i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

    Oh GOSH I was quoting it word-for-word before they even started speaking. Holy crap, how many times did they play this commercial on Nickelodeon to get us to remember it so clearly??

    Reblogged from: caffeinatedqueer
  7. dippity-do-not-touch-me:

    once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

    Reblogged from: dangozymandiaswhathappened
  8. slayboybunny:

    HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG, 
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    THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
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    it is like a smaller smoother manatee…

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    but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
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    and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH

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    DUGONG!!
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    Reblogged from: rentuskabar
  9. sophielostandfound:

    hugheslair:

    sansaofhousestark:

    a show is only as good as its filler episodes

    and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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    this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them

    Gensomaden Saiyuki had an entire SEASON of filler that was more fascinating than the previous season of plot. It built its own plot and characters separate from the manga and was so compelling that the manga-ka adopted the series made characters into her story.

    Reblogged from: dangozymandiaswhathappened
  10. paradoxes-for-breakfast:

    reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

    1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
    2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
    3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
    4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
    Reblogged from: dangozymandiaswhathappened
  11. weavemunchers:

    Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

    Reblogged from: dangozymandiaswhathappened
  12. ambitiousgurl1:

    College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

    Reblogged from: dangozymandiaswhathappened
  13. co-ver:

    Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

    Reblogged from: grizzledude
  14. Reblogged from: thedarklordemma
  15. hotelceilings:

    brookeeverdeen:

    *slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

    *puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

    Reblogged from: un-petit-ouji-sama
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